which means I've decided to give something up.... because let's face it I always need time away from something. Usually its wine but alas I am indeed knocked up... again. So that leaves Facebook, Celebrity Gossip and online shopping.... I guess I could have given up soda. But no soda or wine? Not happening so I went with Celebrity Gossip because since I'm in my safe place I will tell you just how pathetic my habit for that crap has gotten. The US Weekly app on my phone was getting way more play than any other even Bejeweled- hot damn! (Sidenote: When my iphone starts spitting out cash like the Bejeweled at the casino we will be set for life because I can rock that shit) B would get home from work and it went like this:
Me: How was your day?
B: Work talk... funny stories... eyerolls about work. How were things around here?
Me: Oh my god. Guess what?
B: What?
Me: Beyonce bought the lucite crib that I love! Baby Blue is already my hero. Then Kristen Bell was on Ellen and she was totally cracking me up! I still can't believe she's engaged to Dax but whatev they seem happy and you know I just want her to be happy. And then Angelina took Zahara to shop at Limited Too for a whole new wardrobe! Can you imagine running into Angie at the mall?! Apparently it caused quite a fuss.
B: Let me rephrase. How were things with our sons today?
Me: Oh. Good. You know. Good.
What a loser.
